De chica solía tener incontables peluches. Si si, de esos que son un incordio a la hora de ir a dormir porque ocupan tooooooda la cama (y que a media noche te hacen darte un porrazo si hacés excursión al baño). Tenía mis favoritos, claro, que eran los que “dormían” abrazados a mi, y siempre adoré esa textura suavecita contra mi cara que acunaba mis problemas infantiles. En la actualidad, a veces trato de hacer lo mismo con mi chico (la costumbre, la bendita costumbre) y termino con los cachetes irritados y grasosos. Si, si pudiera le pondría un trajecito de peluche en ocasiones. Por lo que, sin dudas, si alguna vez me volviera lesbiana, me compraría una Teddy Babe sin pensarlo dos veces.

Quizás lo pervertido de la cuestión es lo que lo haría excitante, pero también tienen otros pros en comparación a otras sex dolls. Por un lado son proporcionadas y bastante más atractivas de otras cosas vistas en el mercado (Ok, dejamos de lado las “real dolls”. Pero estamos hablando de cosas accesibles). Cuentan con una amplia variedad de color y raza (morenas, castañas, rubias, pelirrojas, orientales, latinas, africanas y hasta una vampiresa). Las Teddy Babes tienen un cable flexible por dentro que les permite adoptar diferentes posturas (y ajustar los dedos de la mano para la preferencia de la dama o el caballero) y la cotorra, hecha de felpa y seda, es removible, cosa que se lava con extrema facilidad y promete sensaciones más que satisfactorias. Y es el mejor material para cucharita que se pueda encontrar en el mundo artificial cuando la pistola se quedó sin ammo. Y el toque final, sólo cuestan US700. Una ganga, ¿no?

Para los que tengan dudas sobre las posibles manchas “accidentales” que puedan sufrir sus muñecas, nada mejor que esta carta escrita por la blogger de Population Paste y la respuesta que le ofreció la profesional gente de Teddy Babes. Imperdible

Hello,

I am considering purchasing a Teddy Babe, but I have some specific needs and would like to ask a few questions. I have purchased several love dolls in the past, and have been unhappy with the plastic/rubber feel of the skin, so naturally I am wondering if the soft plush of Teddy Babes would be a viable alternative.

Question: I am interested in urinating on my Teddy Babe. Would this damage the Teddy Babe, and if so to what extent? Generally I only drink water so my urine would not be particularly potent, thus odor is not an issue. I would only urinate on her when she has misbehaved, so I am not anticipating this to occur more than once a week. However, I would not want to cause any lasting damage to my Teddy Babe.

Question: Is it possible to custom order a Teddy Babe with red stuffing inside, such that a cut or tear in the Teddy Babe’s “skin” would produce red “blood”? I enjoy rough sex with my love dolls and would be interested in seeing realistic wounds as a result. Naturally, I would be willing to pay extra for such a customization.

Question: Are you aware of any way to simulate the mark of a branding iron on my Teddy Babe’s “skin”? I would like to brand my name onto my Teddy Babe’s buttocks, as one would do to cattle, so she understands she is my property and should act as such - however, I understand that using an actual branding iron on a plush woman would probably catch it on fire.

Question: How stain resistant are Teddy Babes,
particularly from substances like semen, feces, blood, and peanut butter? Just out of curiosity.

Thank you for your time and for providing such a unique product.

The fine folks at Teddy Babes actually wrote me back, and gave this response:

In answer to your questions, our Teddy Babes are essentially like stuffed animals. So, in terms of staining or damange, they would hold up as well (or as badly) as pretty much any other stuffed toy or teddy bear would under such conditions. Incidental semen stains and the like can be cleaned with a little soap and water (or Woolite), but we don’t recommend getting your Teddy Babe soaking wet or applying things like feces or peanut butter, which will obviously damage the doll. We also don’t offer customized dolls at this time, but maybe in the future. Also, given that our doll is a stuffed toy based on a sewn pattern, if you cut them to simulate an open wound, it would likely result in distorting the doll’s overall shape.
In terms of branding, our dolls are made of plush fabric, which would likely catch on fire, yes. But there’s always airbrush paint or various kinds of stencils, which might achieve the desired effect.

Hope that helps. Thanks for your interest in Teddy Babes.

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